Multiple things make these the best. First, they are soft, I am talking warm apple pie soft, the kind of soft that keeps you clubbed up, the extra girth will impress any ladies out there as it is a known fact that the look for such things. Second, the quality is superb, I have washed them with dirt and rocks because I am a man and all things men do end up with such substances in the wash and these joggers keep coming back for more. Third, even though they are camouflage in color scheme no one will try to make any jokes about where your legs are, please refer back to reason number one. The sheer manliness that will be exuded from you is intimidating while wearing these joggers. These joggers will force dogs like Max to no longer lay on the floor and show you their dog junk as they will be cowering in a corner hoping you don't show them. These joggers paired with the hooded sweatshirt are a class above a Canadian tuxedo of all denim and should be worn with caution to formal events so as to not outshine any ladies special days. I will leave this in passing that these joggers would "impress" Shania Twain and cause her to rewrite her song.
